America's Dumbest Criminals

100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals. WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant. Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together. - The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number - The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters - The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable - The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener