Fifty-fifty With Bonnie

At the rundown Seven-A ranch, lazy cowpunchers Chuck Warner and his sidekick Weinie Lopp are sent to meet two unexpected train passengers: wealthy, sharp-tongued Miss Genevieve Elberfield and Miss Clarissa Vanderberg, women with enough luggage and authority to turn the whole outfit upside down. What begins as a comic misunderstanding quickly becomes a tangled frontier farce of mistaken identities, romantic schemes, and hard-bitten ranch humor, as the women take charge, demand rooms, and begin acting as if they may soon own the place. Their real mission is even stranger: they are trying to find husbands for twelve women tied to a matrimonial business, while Hank Padden's mysterious correspondence, Potlatch Annie's presence, and the ranch hands' rough banter fuel a chain of escalating blunders. Swede Johnson panics, the cook Beans gets jumpy, and Chuck keeps the chaos alive with half-truths and jokes. As land rights, reservation law, race, property, and frontier justice collide, a drunken Chief Running Wolf, a shotgun blast, and a murder warrant push the comedy into full-scale uproar. This edition has been fully restored with modern typesetting, custom cover design.