Football Jokes

In Football Jokes, Tom Rock has put together a list of the funniest, most humorous, side-stitching, belly busting, and toe-tickling list of comedic prose to keep you laughing throughout anything this amazing game can throw at you. From concise one-liners to fuller-length quips, Rock takes you from the sideline to the endzone and beyond. Some of the hundreds of jokes include:

• What is a football player’s favorite dessert? Any given sundae.
• Some of the very best football players are actually two-sport athletes. They are the Pro Bowlers.
• Why was the centipede banned from the football team? It took too long to tape his ankles.
• Where do NFL teams get their uniforms each year? New Jersey.
• Why didn’t Cinderella get any better at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
• Why don’t NFL players wear eyeglasses? Because football is a contact sport.
• What’s a football player’s favorite part of a joke? The punt-line.
• And many more!

The perfect gift for football gurus everywhere!