How to Get Rid of Your Mother-in-Law in Three Jokes or Less

In a posh Beverly Hills restaurant, Ronald and Nancy Reagan were having dinner. The waiter asked Mrs. Reagan what she wanted, and she said she would have the filet mignon, medium rare, with a bottle of their house wine. The waiter then asked, “And for the vegetable?” To which she replied, “Oh, he’ll have the same.” God told Adam to go to the cave in the Garden of Eden and said, “In there is a woman.” Adam asked, “What do I do with it?” God replied, “Go on, you will figure it out.” Adam went in and, half an hour later, returned and asked God, “What’s a headache?”