How to Win a Fight With a Conservative

Outwit and outmock those Crazy Conservatives! Tired of the delusional rantings of right-wing nut jobs? Does the mere mention of the Tea Party or Fox News pose a clear and present danger to your sanity? No matter the flavor of your misguided right-wing adversary, here's a survival guide for anyone who's fantasized about smacking down a conservative blowhard. Learn how to: - Hurl witty retorts at Obama haters, Bible-thumpers, and Wall Street shills - Explain why the Left is right and the Right is wrong with the dueling Conservative and Liberal Manifestos - Survive family sparring matches, manage workplace squabbles, and learn to cope if you're sleeping with the enemy - Entertain your friends and terrify your enemies while arguing politics on Facebook and Twitter - Use conservatives' words against them with a handy compilation of moronic right-wing quotes It's time to defend America against every intolerant, corrupt, arrogant, greed-mongering, science-hating, reality-denying imbecile in your midst. Stop the stampede of mindless, fact-loathing wingnuts!