If Life Gives You Lemons Then Get Off Your Butt and Make Some Lemonade

We are all going through harsh economic times right now. Depending on when you purchase this workbook, you may be experiencing the worst personal depression of your lifetime. Take heart. Today you choose to make a difference. Today you choose to help yourself. Today you choose to be a victim no more!!!!

Now let us get something straight from the start. I am not claiming any sort of advanced intellect. Furthermore, I am not a good motivational speaker. As a matter of fact, I am absolutely "fu%#@king terrified" of speaking. To avoid public speaking, I have written my thoughts in this workbook. You are forewarned that I am off the fu@%#king rail at times, and…. I cuss a lot. With that said, If this workbook helps you, even a little, achieve your goals, then I have accomplished what I set out to do without having to give a speech.

This calendar and workbook is for you. I am expecting you to be a better motivator than I will ever be.

You might ask. Who are you motivating? Well, yourself of course. Don't be a dumb a$$! And don't be a lazy a$$ either! I for one will not tolerate either.

I hope you paid a lot for this workbook! Why? Well, I need the money but this is more important. You hopefully will think twice about setting this book on some shelf to collect dust.

Ok, let me quickly get to the point.

There is a method to my madness. And I can attest to you that I am pretty fu%#@ing mad!

I am mad at laziness. I am mad at procrastination. I am mad at people that are handed wealth without having to earn it. I am mad at the lack of wealth management instructions taught in our schools. I am mad at a television and entertainment industry that controls our every decision. Most of all. I am mad at every lazy f#%@cking bone in my own body. I hope you are "MAD" like me.

Ok now you know a little about me, the author. Let's get down to business…….

This is very important. I have never met a successful person that didn't record their own progress. It is not enough to have others notice your personal progress. It does not help to celebrate your progress with needless rewards. Your most significant reward must be the written recording of each goal and the written achievement of such goals.

Having said this I have proof that I have warned you. Furthermore this warning comes with financial, spiritual, and health "Must Do's".

The biggest "Must Do" will always be to write it down!

The purpose behind this workbook has always been to chart a path for you to follow that would expedite the successful accomplishment of your goals. Whatever your lifetime goals may be, the journey should be simple and clearly documented. I set out to publish this book years ago. I have had numerous set backs as is common in writing and publishing. I have had plenty of my own financial mishaps along the way. I have been through several personal and national recessions in my lifetime. Like I always say. "If this $hit were easy, then everyone would be doing it". Take

heart in knowing me and everyone around you has obstacles to overcome. Hard times will affect most everyone. Recessions are the great equalizer! The playing field is leveled periodically. You get a "do over".This is a chance to get ahead of the rest of the world by just setting, tracking, and accomplishing goals. Others may wallow in pity, poverty and welfare. NOT YOU! You have your own system of success. USE THIS CALENDAR! PLAN, TRACK, SUCCEED! BE A GO GETTER!!!!! ACTUALLY BE A " "GOAL" GETTER!!!!!

My hope is that I have provided for you a vehicle. A super effective vehicle. One that makes attainment of your goals that much easier, and that much more profitable.

I challenge all of you to go forward and achieve your goals, whatever they may be! This calendar will put the "self" as in yourself back in a "self help" book. Go be a winner, not a wussie!!!!

LET IT BE SAID THAT YOU WERE A DREAMER

LET IT BE SAID THAT YOU WERE A PERSON OF ACTION

LET IT BE SAID THAT YOU WERE A GIVER AND A PHILANTHROPIST

LET IT BE SAID THAT YOU WERE A GREAT FRIEND

LET IT BE SAID THAT YOU WERE A GOOD EXAMPLE

LET IT BE SAID THAT YOU ACHIEVED GREAT THINGS

LET IT BE SAID THAT YOU GAVE IT YOUR ALL BUT DID NOT SUCCEED

BUT

NEVER LET IT BE SAID THAT YOU ATTEMPTED

NOTHING

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