Who Moved My Soap?

**Attention, CEOs:

Finally, a book you don't have to cook!

If you're a CEO who's just been caught, this is the book you won't want to be caught without.** Who Moved My Soap? The CEO's Guide to Surviving in Prison is loaded with helpful tips, including:

How to go from "bitch" to "boss" in one week or less

The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Prisoners

Complete prison-slang/corporate-speak glossary

Prison cell feng shui

How to avoid getting back-stabbed -- literally

The Zagat guide to fine prison dining